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  • lord2011 24 Abr 2012 12:50:51 5,891 posts
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    Aproveitem aqui para pôr arquivos sobre o Iwata Asks.
    Não sabia onde pôr este tópico, por isso, escolhi o geral.

    O que vou pôr é com o Haz Kirai
    Iwata: Today I am joined by Kazuo Hirai, Chairman of Sony Computer Entertainment.

    Hirai: Please, call me Kaz.

    Iwata: Please do not call me Sat. [Laughs]

    Hirai: [Frowns]

    Iwata: Today we are talking about the struggles facing the handheld market. For example, how your handheld market is struggling against our handheld market. [Laughs]

    Hirai: Very funny, Mr Iwata.

    Iwata: I am being a kidder towards you. It’s good for Sony that 3DS is selling well – it gives retailers more space to store unsold Vitas. [Laughs]

    Hirai: Don’t forget the tortoise and the hare, Mr Iwata. Slow and steady wins the race.

    Iwata: Yes, but in this case the hare has signed a lucrative Monster Hunter deal. But I’m sure Little Deviants will do well for the tortoise. [Laughs]

    Hirai: [Silence]

    Iwata: Looking at Vita’s slow sales, I am reminded of the PlayStation 3 slogan: It only does everything. Except sell. [Laughs]

    Hirai: Okay.

    Iwata: Looking at Vita’s slow sales, I am reminded of the PS2 slogan: Welcome to the third place. Only it is now ‘the last place’. [Laughs]

    Hirai: Right.

    Iwata: Looking at Vita’s slow sales, I am also reminded of your famous E3 performance. Though instead of ‘Riiiiidge Racer!’ you have a ‘saaaaaaales failure!’ [Laughs]

    Hirai: Are you done?

    Iwata: [Continued laughter]

    Hirai: I knew this interview was a bad idea.

    Iwata: [Continued laughter]
    Ele foi mau, mas ainda teve alguma piada.

    Oh well!

  • lord2011 25 Abr 2012 15:57:03 5,891 posts
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    Steven Spielberg
    Iwata: Today I am joined by Steven Spielberg, an American director of several popular films.

    Spielberg: Thank you, Mr Iwata.

    Iwata: [Laughs]

    Spielberg: [Looks puzzled]

    Iwata: Seeing you here today, I am thinking of the film where Indiana Jones is inside the fridge. [Laughs]

    Spielberg: I liked that scene.

    Iwata: Indiana Jones used to say: “snakes, why did it have to be snakes?” But now audiences say: “fridge, why did it have to be a fridge?” [Laughs]

    Spielberg: Do they say that?

    Iwata: At Nintendo, we are very careful not to upset audience expectations. It would not be acceptable to put Mario inside a fridge. [Laughs]

    Spielberg: Uh-huh.

    Iwata: In a similar way, audiences expect to see their Belgian hero Tintin come alive. But when they look into his eyes, they know he is far from alive. [Laughs]

    Spielberg: That’s a little unfair.

    Iwata: You could say, he has the dead eyes of a serial killer. [Laughs]

    Spielberg: [Silence]

    Iwata: Your new film, War Horse, is about horses. Horses have big eyes. I hope the horse did not take acting lessons from Tintin. [Laughs]

    Spielberg: [Uncomfortable laugh]

    Iwata: [Continued laughter]

    Spielberg: Hey, at least there aren’t any fridges in War Horse! [Laughs]

    Iwata: [Deathly silence]
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    Nick Clegg
    Iwata: Today I am joined by Nick Clegg, from the Liberal Democrats in the United Kingdom.

    Clegg: Thank you, Mr Iwata.

    Iwata: [Laughs]

    Clegg: [Looks uncomfortable]

    Iwata: I am thinking how people say Nick Clegg always looks sad. Now that you are here, I am thinking that you do look sad. [Laughs]

    Clegg: Right.

    Iwata: In the videogames industry, people welcome Nintendo’s collaboration with outside studios. Why do people hate your collaboration with Mr David Cameron? [Laughs]

    Clegg: I’m not entirely sure.

    Iwata: Is it because you said ‘we will not raise university fees’. But then, when in power, you say ‘we will raise university fees’? [Laughs]

    Clegg: Probably.

    Iwata: In a similar way, we promised Skyward Sword for early 2011, but did not deliver the game until November 2011. Only that was a videogame, and this is people’s livelihoods. [Laughs]

    Clegg: [Silence]

    Iwata: I am remembering your last election. At first the people said ‘I agree with Nick’. But now the people say ‘I do not agree with Nick’. [Laughs]

    Clegg: [Uncomfortable laugh]

    Iwata: [Continued laughter]

    Clegg: But as they say – the only way is up! [Laughs]

    Iwata: [Deathly silence]

    Oh well!

  • lord2011 25 Abr 2012 16:17:12 5,891 posts
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    São os melhores xD

    Vou começar a pôr os outros.

    empresas_externas_criadoras_de_jogos_para_a_nintendo_3ds

    The last story

    Caixa Postal Nintendo

    Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise

    Kid Icarus:Uprising

    spirit_camera_the_cursed_memoir

    Pandora´s Tower

    Escolham o que quiserem.

    Isto são os mais recentes, se os pusesse todos aqui, ia demorar muito tempo.

    Editado por lord2011 às 16:23:59 25-04-2012

    Oh well!

  • lord2011 4 Mai 2012 13:23:40 5,891 posts
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    Iwata: Today I am joined by Hawkeye, a member of The Avengers.

    Hawkeye: Hello Mr Iwata.

    Iwata: At this point I normally say ‘thank you for making time today’, but it is not like you are in huge demand. [Laughs]

    Hawkeye: Evil can strike at any time.

    Iwata: And I am sure that if The Incredible Hulk, Captain America, Iron Man and Thor need any arrows, they will get in touch. [Laughs]

    Hawkeye: [Silence]

    Iwata: At Nintendo, we do not allow teams to employ excess staff. I assume The Avengers are more forgiving in this regard. [Laughs]

    Hawkeye: Er…

    Iwata: An immortal, a radiated behemoth, a super soldier, a billionaire visionary and a ‘man who is good with arrows’. One of these things is not like the others. [Laughs]

    Hawkeye: [Looks puzzled]

    Iwata: There is always the risk that you will run out of arrows. There is never a risk that The Incredible Hulk will run out of Hulk. [Laughs]

    Hawkeye: Fair enough.

    Iwata: Thor’s hammer Mjolnir is said to have the power to destroy mountains. So why do The Avengers also need arrows, said to have the power to destroy apples? [Laughs]

    Hawkeye: I do have over 20 types of trick arrow.

    Iwata: Does one of your trick arrows turn you into The Incredible Hulk? [Laughs]

    Hawkeye: I may not be ten foot and green, but you won’t like me when I’m angry! [Laughs]

    Nintendo rep: How dare you threaten Iwata-san.

    Iwata: [Horrified silence]

    Oh well!

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