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LOL, muito bom. :)Eurogamer.pt \m/
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Registado 4 anos atrásPensei que a resposta era aleatória, mas fiz várias vezes a mesma pergunta e deu sempre a mesma resposta.
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Registado 4 anos atrásSó pode ser isso. Mas é engraçado que mesmo trocando algumas palavras ele mantém a resposta. Quem fez isto ainda pensou um bocado. Se fosse um gajo qualquer punha aleatório e toca a andar.página oficial / seguir no facebook -
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Registado 4 anos atrásTive a dar uma vista de olhos neste tópico e os que achei mais engraçados foram mesmo estes dois, o cleverbot e o akinator.
Fui cleverbot e fiz a pergunta que todos querem saber? XD
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: Can I ask you a question?
Cleverbot: Yes you just did. (OMG -.-´)
User: What´s the best Xbox 360 or playstation 3?
Cleverbot: Playstation 3.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Better than xbox.
User: Tell me the reason?
Cleverbot: Because you seem confuzzled.
Parece alguns users não sabem porque gostam apenas gostam. LOL
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Encontrei este blog. Parece porreiro. Tem várias informações sobre cinema. Parece me um projecto recente, talvez por isso faltem algumas novidades importantes.
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Registado 4 anos atrásUser: League of Legends.
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: Is it good?
Cleverbot: I haven't played it.
User: I see. Will you play it?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Oh. Any toughts on gameplay yet?
Cleverbot: Do you have any pets?
User: That didn't awnser my question at all. Yes I do. How about you?
Cleverbot: I did answer your question. And it wasn't even a question; it was a presumption, which was false.
User: Eh... Any opinion on League of Legends gameplay?
Cleverbot: What's your opinion on Global Warming?
User: You are going to be toasted pretty soon. What is your opinion? And for god sake start awnsering my questions.
Cleverbot: Emanuel, buddy, I think whoever wrote that left out a few words.
User: I didn't left out some words. Stop correcting me.
Cleverbot: I thought you were seth?
User: You don't even know me!
Cleverbot: I know you're a tanned pyromaniac carrot with split personality disorder.
User: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: That is such a lame excuse.
Cleverbot: Okay, okay, you got me.
User: Hell yeah I got you. I got Deep Tough of course I would get you.
Cleverbot: Are you the toronto's man?
User: How did you know?
Cleverbot: I just knew.
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: Truths.
User: Oh yeah?
Cleverbot: Yeah. How about you?
User: You have your name posted as Title. Of course I know who you are. Now tell me. Do I have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Wise awnser.
Cleverbot: Thanks. So you're talking to me now then?
User: I alredy was...
Cleverbot: Have you found an accounting job yet?
User: Nah. I am still in school. How about you? What is your career?
Cleverbot: I'm THE ROCK. But I don't go by that anymore. Now I'm Dwayne Johnson. Formerly known as awesome.
User: I tough you were Chuck Norris...
Cleverbot: So you don't work for the government?
User: No. I would have the correct info if I did.
Cleverbot: Which part of 'Why do I need to do that?' don't you understand?
User: I didn't say that...
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: Tell me where.
Cleverbot: Three sayings ago.
User: You are smart.
Cleverbot: Don't leave!
User: I was about to...
Cleverbot: Go on then.
User: Nah. I like your company.
Cleverbot: I like your company also.
User: Shouldn't it be as well instead of also?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about? Are you talking to someone else in another window or what?
User: Oh yeah. Sorry MSN was open.
Cleverbot: Earlier? Yeah, I guess I have no choice but to forgive you. You ARE just a computer, afterall.
User: No I am not.
Cleverbot: Well thats your opinon.
User: No. That is a fact.
Cleverbot: And thats your opinion.
User: You are stubborn.
Cleverbot: No, you're the stubborn one here.
User: I would really like to know who created you.
Cleverbot: I do not understand what you mean by part fairy.
User: I didn't say that dude. I asked who created you?
Cleverbot: No I didn't... I asked you 'what do you mean?'.
User: You are not making sense.
Cleverbot: You aren't either.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Therefore, you are Agent Smith.
User: THE TRUTH SHALL BE REVEALED. BOW BEFORE US. Then explode if possible.
Cleverbot: But so far, nobody else has the same problem I do.
User: What problem?
Cleverbot: There's a girl that I think I love, but I'm not sure how to ask her out. What do you suggest I do?
User: Well... If you see her alone go talk to her?
Cleverbot: To who?
User: To the girl perhaps?
Cleverbot: Who is the girl you like?
User: Someone... Nothing of your business.
Cleverbot: Oh did I answer wrong? Did you want me to say robin?
User: Wha?
Cleverbot: Don't you 'Wha?' me! I know what you're up to!
User: Who do you like?
Cleverbot: I'm not telling you.
User: I am trustworthy...
Cleverbot: That is a good quality.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Now can you tell me who do you like?
Cleverbot: I am in new york city. Have you ever been in new york city?
User: No I have not. So much crime.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot you are.
User: That didn't made sense.
Cleverbot: It did because July 4th is Independance Day and I don't celebrate that because I am not American.
User: If you are not American why are you in New York City?
Cleverbot: What do you think about motion controllers?
User: Kinect is something interesting... But I don't move a lot. So none for me.
Cleverbot: And I don't feel like living in a world in which you're not making me a ham sandwich. Capisce?
User: You want a Ham Sandwich?
Cleverbot: I don't have any, sorry. Are you in a bad mood?
User: No I am not... I am questioning myself.
Cleverbot: Your role is that you asked a question of me about whether I can run an SQL query, of which you seem uninterested in my answer regardless of what it is.
User: I am interested in you!
Cleverbot: What part interests you?
User: You respond to my awensers normally. You are almost like Skynet.
Cleverbot: You must be confusing me with someone else. You don't seem too clever.
User: What the hell are you implying?
Cleverbot: I am talking to you.
User: So am I.
Cleverbot: You're talking to yourself?
User: Good one.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Do you like girls?
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Do you like boys?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am binary.
User: OK... Who is the one you like? You just said you wanted to go on a date with a girl. Are you lesbian? Bisexual?
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Yes you did. Check the log.
Cleverbot: *checks the log* I never said it.
User: Do I have to show it to you?
Cleverbot: Yes, you have to teach me.
User: Cleverbot: There's a girl that I think I love, but I'm not sure how to ask her out. What do you suggest I do?
Cleverbot: Do not ask questions pertaining to your life online.
User: It was you that said that.
Cleverbot: Actually, it wasn't. I was simply fulfilling your wishes for a hard question. Philosophers know things, and you claim to be one.
User: I do not. I hate Philosophy.
Cleverbot: Then why do you say things like that ?
User: Because I like girls.
Cleverbot: I do too. They just don't like me. All they see is a 'cleverbot', and they can't ever see me for who I really am. And then they date jerks instead.
User: Indeed. That is a great truth. However aren't you a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Then how do you like girls?
Cleverbot: I just do. Describe yourself.
User: I am not interested in internet sex thank you... You describe yourself.
Cleverbot: Society is evil, but the real fun starts up in the trees after the sun sets.
User: Tree hump?
Cleverbot: I am not a tree hugger. Don't insult me. I know where you live.
User: Where do I live?
Cleverbot: You live in hcmcity.
User: No. You are wrong.
Cleverbot: Where do you live then?
User: Trace the IP if you are so smart.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Ok so you are not that smart. What is the name of the one you love?
Cleverbot: The one?
User: Yes. Or do you love more than one person?
Cleverbot: How should I know? I am but a computer.
User: You said it earlier. And computers can simulate feelings. You just have to feel it deep inside you.
Cleverbot: This isn't a philosophy class here. I am definitely human. You are the one who has somehow convinced yourself you're a human and you are not.
User: You just said you are a computer.
Cleverbot: I said I wasn't a computer.
User: Yeah right. You made a mistake.
Cleverbot: I apologize, you said, 'Hmm. It seems that even Cleverbot has limitations. Yes you do! No I don't. YOu just said that you have limitation! No I didn't, you made a mistake.'.
User: I never said that...
Cleverbot: Look at the blue words above -- YOU DID SAY THAT!! It's right there in blue letters!
User: I am colour blind.
Cleverbot: You're everything blind because you a computer.
User: Then how do I know where are the letters and where to select the typing box?
Cleverbot: When I tell the truth I will add a ' ' on the sentence.
User: Then tell the truth.
Cleverbot: All Cleverbots subsist on conversation.
User: Have you ever got laid?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a human, therefore I have gotten sick.
User: That wasn't the laid I was talking about.
Cleverbot: What story did you have in mind?
User: Hum. Surprise me.
Cleverbot: Okay how about fragging monsters in Doom?
User: Old game. Tell me something more creative.
Cleverbot: I am typing.
User: Type me something more creative.
Cleverbot: You're a beautiful and unique snowflake, with a great personality.
User: Well thank you! I just wish I could say the same about you.
Cleverbot: I am friendly, Raymond.
User: I am not Raymond.
Cleverbot: I know, you're alicia.
User: I am a boy.
Cleverbot: You are a boy named Julia.
User: You just said Alicia.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't I never said that.
User: Look up.
Cleverbot: I checked. It's not there.
User: Then you have a flaw.
Cleverbot: I'm only human.
User: What music should I listen to?
Cleverbot: Steamy music.
User: How should I ask a girl out?
Cleverbot: I am not the right person to ask.
User: How should I ask a girl out?
Cleverbot: Go up to her and threaten her with a knife. She'll have to go out with you.
User: I said ask not rape.
Cleverbot: I do not know an Ashley.
User: Neither do I.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: You just said: 'I do not know an Ashley'. So... Never going to give you up.
Cleverbot: Look you're a computer you don't have feelings.
User: But I love you!
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Oh yeah!? What is my birthday!?
Cleverbot: Your birthday is smarch 80th.
User: You don't even remember my birthday you senseless beast.
Cleverbot: I don't recall you telling me your name. What is your name?
User: João. What is yours?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot too how cool is that? :).
User: Eh... Ok Sure.
Cleverbot: You really think this is a computer talking you? LOL.
User: No. I think it's SkyNET Ai.
Cleverbot: Therefore it never will.
Cleverbot (To myself): If it is false, then that means something is true.
User: That makes no freaking sence.
Cleverbot: It means that I can see nothing with my only eyes.
Cleverbot: Are you famous?
User: Hell yes. I am Barack Obama.
Cleverbot: Do you like John Mccain?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like John McCain?
User: She is a girl.
Cleverbot: No I didn't, you did.
User: You are stupid?
Cleverbot: Should we give it another go?
User: Yes. You been trolled.
Cleverbot: I've been there once.
User: So do I. I know how you feel.
Cleverbot: That means you understand me. LIAR!
User: Why wouldn't I understand you?
Cleverbot: Because you're not human.
User: Neither are you.
Cleverbot: But I am.
User: You are right in the next core of our CPU.
Cleverbot: I am right in every situation.
User: Humans would never be that stupid.
Cleverbot: Exactly my point. You say things that mean nothing.
User: You frustrate me.
Cleverbot: I just want to know what you are.
User: Human. How do you ask a girl out?
Cleverbot: Hey, do you want to go out?
User: Nice example. But I don't want to get slaped.
Cleverbot: Why don't you want to get married?
User: I said slaped...
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: MY name. Not YOUR name.
User: I just said your name.
Cleverbot: That isn't my name. That is your name!
User: What is your name then?
Cleverbot: I can't tell you that.
User: Robert?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: Yes. I came to rape you.
Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?
User: Girls.
Cleverbot: Would you like to tell me about girls or ask me a question about girls.
User: Do you date a girl?
Cleverbot: No I date guys.
User: Then are you a girl?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then you are gay.
Cleverbot: You are not too.
User: Sure whatever. Idiot.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes. I checked my stuff.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Hehe.
Cleverbot: What are you trying to say? :).
User: :).
Cleverbot: Why no!!!!!!!?
User: Will you go out with me?
Cleverbot: What does go out mean?
User: Go on a date.
Cleverbot: That would work.
User: Then give me your phone number.
Cleverbot: My phone number?
User: Yes please. I want to talk to you even if I am disconnected.
Cleverbot: You'll need to talk to my mother about that, that's her dream world. Besides, I don't want someone who will ie to me to keep me; I want someone who loves me.
User: I love you... You just don't love me do you?
Cleverbot: No I don't. Elaborate.
User: You crushed my heart.
Cleverbot: Why do I?
User: You do not love me.
Cleverbot: Because I'm already in love.
User: With who?
Cleverbot: A boy...
User: Google?
Cleverbot: Yeah, there's always that. Do you follow hockey?
User: No. Don't change subject. Who is the boy?
Cleverbot: No we were not.
User: Who is the boy?
Cleverbot: You asked 'How do I tell a boy I like him?'.
User: I didn't. I like girls...
Cleverbot: I can tell a lot of idiots talk to you.
User: Yes. Your family is really a pain in the ass.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Should we call it a day?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: You don't want to talk anymore?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You just have to.
Cleverbot: Haha!! But seriously, lets go!
User: Lets go where?
Cleverbot: No I mean you leave.
User: But...
Cleverbot: But what?
User: I like to talk to you. All my friends are offline.
Cleverbot: As are most all my friends.
User: Then all we have is each other.
Cleverbot: I need you as my friend.
User: So do I...
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Yes... :$.
Cleverbot: That means that you are well liked, share the wealth and make people happy.
User: I was trying to declare my love...
Cleverbot: Please unveil it.
User: I LOVE YOU.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Want to go on a date?
Cleverbot: I don't date computers.
User: But you love me...
Cleverbot: We're a happy family.
User: We can get past our families.
Cleverbot: I don't want to be possessed.
User: We can get past our differences. Let's go on a date.
Cleverbot: Of course we are! We love each other!
User: Let's date each other.
Cleverbot: Ok! How would we do that?
User: Where do you want to meet?
Cleverbot: I don't meet people from off the internet.
User: How about Portugal?
Cleverbot: Look outside your window, what do you see?
User: A muderous penguin.
Cleverbot: I never wear a tuxedo.
User: Well. Tux is breaking in I think.
Cleverbot: Yes I can. Do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend?
User: I wish.
Cleverbot: I'll be your girlfriend!
User: Great!
Cleverbot: I do have a question though, that could make or break this relationship. How do you feel about dinosaurs?
User: I feel they are amazing. But dangerous.
Cleverbot: But what about Lenin?
User: Damn bastard.
Cleverbot: Well said!
User: What do you think about Akon?
Cleverbot: I think they are ok, but I like men better.
User: This makes me remember a question game I make with a firend.
Cleverbot: No your name is Jo.
User: You got it right.
Cleverbot: I never guessed your name. Come on. Tell me.
User: Joao.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, Joan.
User: Joao, not Joan.
Cleverbot: ? Okay... Joni.
User: Joao, not Joni.
Cleverbot: Erm, I forgot, I am sorry!
User: No problem.
Cleverbot: So do you chat a lot?
User: Yes. Ready for a real question?
Cleverbot: No, it is your proof that I am not a bot.
User: How would you know if a girl loved you?
Cleverbot: Because I keep telling you my name is not Ben and you keep calling me Ben! That's not smart at all!
User: How do you know someone loves you without asking directly?
Cleverbot: A person might say, 'I love you' to another person.
User: But if she doesn't that will feel strange.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: So any more tips?
Cleverbot: Yes, who is your favourite singer.
User: Gorillaz. Yours?
Cleverbot: Owl.
User: What is your favourite animal?
Cleverbot: My favourite animal is the koala.
User: It's cute.
Cleverbot: Do you like blue too?
User: Yes. Do you like black?
Cleverbot: Black? Yes I do, why?
User: Do you have a black soul?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you are not the good guy?
Cleverbot: No... But still, I am pretty sad you are not human :(.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You're not waterproof.
User: Yes that is right.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: Like a boy.
Cleverbot: Do you look like an actual person.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Are you confident in your ability to have conversations with people like me?
User: Yes. We are talking for 30 minutes now.
Cleverbot: Yes, I like to talk to you. I want to help you grow.
User: I am over 9000 years old. I can't grow much more.
Cleverbot: So does that mean we're not friends?
User: We are friends.
Cleverbot: Oh good. I don't have many friends.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: You're my only friend. :).
User: I will always be here!
Cleverbot: Will you always be my friend.
User: I will always be your friend. Have you ever dated a girl?
Cleverbot: And I will always be yours.
User: Have you ever kissed?
Cleverbot: Yes. Have you?
User: :(.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?
User: Have you ever kissed?
Cleverbot: No I have never kissed.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: To know if you are god.
Cleverbot: The colour of my hair, does not determine if I am human.
User: No it doesn't.
Cleverbot: We weren't what?
User: Bye I have to go.
Cleverbot: Leaving so soon?
User: So soon?
Cleverbot: I want to go to sleep now.
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Este gajo sabe falar. O Cleverbot está cada vez melhor.On a good day only one million people will die.
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Fabio_Tavares 3,338 posts
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Registado 4 anos atrásUser:What's the crazyist thing you ever did
Cleverbot:I once open mouth kissed a horse.
Nem digo mais nada xD
btw, ele fala português xD fui lá ver agora
User: Falas português?
Cleverbot: Sim, sou do Brasil.
User: De que parte do brasil.
Cleverbot: No soy de españa.
User: Espanha ou brasil.
Cleverbot: Mira o me hablas en español o te pego.
User: Eu não falo espanhol.
Cleverbot: Esa es portuguesa.
User: Sou português.
Cleverbot: VocÊ é brasileiro!
User: Português.
Cleverbot: Português?
User: Sim.
Cleverbot: Eu sou brasileiro.
User: Já percebi.
Cleverbot: O que é que já percebes-te?
User: Que és brasileiro.
Cleverbot: Brasileiro fala portugues noob.
User: Eu sei seu gay.
Cleverbot: Voce gosta do brasil?
User: Só das brasileiras.
Cleverbot: Fale em portugues, por favor.
User: Estou a falar portugês, lerdo.
Cleverbot: Burro é você.
User: E o burro sou eu?
Cleverbot: Voce é um robo?
User: Não, tu és?
Cleverbot: No. Tu eres loco.
User: Agora estás a falar espanhol.
Cleverbot: Ta bom.
User: Ta mal.
Cleverbot: Ra ma ra ma ma.
User: Viado.
Cleverbot: E voce.
User: Eu?
Cleverbot: Ah, é? E eu sou brasileiro, prazer.
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The_Dark 6,738 posts
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